Bring Your Own Hipster Bottle / Charlie SX Set

Whether you live in Shoreditch, ride a fixie bike or wear dungarees to work matters not. What matters is that you are ascending once again to the club headquarters at the foot of Brick Lane. And while I have been here, I have noticed a curious development. A certain type of place. A shop one might call it. But not a shop in the conventional sense. It’s taken me some time to work out they sell anything at all what with the vinyls, exposed concrete walls, scarce-filled, minimalist shelves and the bottles with exotic names and label designs akin to those of a 1990s computer game.

Welcome, Club Member’s to hipster wine. And if you are offered an oat milk (which isn’t milk) macha, while you browse the orange, sedimentary plonk, I suggest you try it. Its not too bad and its green, which of course, is novel.

So Dear Members. Please bring the most bizarre and unrefined, natural, chemical free, feral, organic, biodynamic, yeasty, sulfite-less and wacky bottle you can possibly find and let’s put this hipster wine debate to rest once and for all.

After some formal tasting we are blessed that our resident DJ, Charlie SX will pull out the vinyls for a classic set of Deep-Chateau mood music. There’s plenty of room to dance and do expect plenty of skin contact.

There’ll be some stiff nightenders and expensive fruitarian nibbles.

God save the King.

Club Captain Frazer